A joke someone forward to me that i feel worth sharing. hehehe I LOVE YOU TOO A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a youngcouple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top ofher,kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen,thisguy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lotoftime in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed yourneck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever hetellsyou. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviouslyvery dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. Ilove you!' His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in myear.He to...
All and all... its a cycle in life. We all go thru it. Just a normal guy sharing some kopitiam talk!!!