Jokes

This has got to be one of the cleverest Notes I've received in awhile.Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaaytoo much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)