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MACC vs FBI vs CIA

The MACC, FBI and CIA are out to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.



The US President decides to give them a test. He releases a
rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

First the CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral
witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations
they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

Next the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no luck they
burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the
rabbit, and they make no apologies.. The rabbit had it coming.

Finally the MACC goes in. They come out two hours later
with a badly beaten, shaved and shaken wild boar..

The wild boar is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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